Mr. Newsom Does Declare

We recently learned that Mayor Gavin Newsom has declared December 3, 2008 Yelp Day in San Francisco. O’ glorious day! We’re truly honored to be honored. As if last year wasn’t enough. San Francisco is not only a beautiful metropolis, it’s the birthplace of Yelp. Our love for the City runs deeper than the national debt and we’re all warm and fuzzy upon hearing this news.

No doubt, the Mayor spent countless hours penning this proclamation, and such eloquence and flow are worthy of Elite status. Oh Mayor, won’t thee rush to the site to become a registered yelper? Just please, no reviewing Plumpjack Café.

P.S. Have any pull with that Obama guy?